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Old 10-25-08, 06:11 AM
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One day, in a mental hospital in Thailand, one of the doctors visited a patient named Jung.
Doctor : “Hello, Jung. What are you doing?”
Jung : “I am writing a letter.”
Doctor : “Who are you writing to?”
Jung : “I am writing to myself.”
Doctor : “????? What is it about?”
Jung : “How am I supposed to know? The letter will only reach me by tomorrow.”
Doctor : “(Insanity)”

Take a break. Don’t be so serious.
The moral of the story: Nobody knows what will happen tomorrow. Do the best for today and learn from your mistakes.

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Old 02-19-09, 01:36 PM
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A good joke in crisis times is very useful; I agree with you, nobody knows what will happen tomorrow.
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Old 03-13-09, 05:27 AM
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One day, in a mental hospital in Thailand, one of the doctors visited a patient named Jung.
Doctor : “Hello, Jung. What are you doing?”
Jung : “I am writing a letter.”
Doctor : “Who are you writing to?”
Jung : “I am writing to myself.”
Doctor : “????? What is it about?”
Jung : “How am I supposed to know? The letter will only reach me by tomorrow.”
Doctor : “(Insanity)”

Take a break. Don’t be so serious.
The moral of the story: Nobody knows what will happen tomorrow. Do the best for today and learn from your mistakes.

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Old 04-21-09, 09:19 AM
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LOL!
Very nice!
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Old 05-06-09, 08:33 AM
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A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."

The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"

The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.

"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."

On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"
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